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A couple of mysteries solved.

A couple of updates while we’re waiting for spring.

I discovered the identity of the ‘Douche’ who has been leaving packages of dog poo around the park. Yesterday, I brought a plastic shopping bag with me so that I could grab the odd bits of litter as I walked through the park. I passed by the lower entrance to the woods and the pile of bags that were left there all winter. There were four of them and another three along the way including a fresh one hanging on a tree. Into the plastic bag with all of them.

Before...

Before… notice the very old one at 11 o’clock from the newer pile of 3.

After!

After!

After doing my civic duty (and seething about the fresh bag of dog crap left hanging on a tree), I was talking about the ‘Poo Bomber‘ (also mentioned here) to a fellow dog owner; let’s call him Dave, and he said, ‘That’s me. Rather than carry them all the way through the park, I leave them and pick them up later’. Needless to say I was gobsmacked and mentioned that many had not been picked up. ‘That’s not me’, Dave insisted. This was just after picking up seven identical bags scattered through the woods – including the one on the tree. I didn’t press the point but at least I’m not watching out for who it is any more. Hopefully Dave will get the hint from now on. I mentioned that I keep a blog and he keeps telling me he’ll get around to reading it. I guess I’ll know when he does.

As for what I thought was a BMX track in the woods, I saw it in use the other day. A couple of adults and a small child came down the hill following a remote controlled toy truck of some kind. The track is for the toy and everyone stands and watches this thing trundle its way over the course. Go figure.

Dog owning dimwit

Notice the proximity to the garbage can.

Note the proximity to the garbage can.

Most dog owners are fairly conscientious about their animal’s droppings. There is however one idiot who makes a practice of leaving the full bag of crap along the pathways frequented mainly by other dog owners. I have no idea what the motivation is for preserving the excrement in plastic other than bone idleness and lack of consideration. The result of this dimwit’s anti-social behaviour is a series of excrement-filled bags scattered throughout the park. In some places, there is even a pile of the bags; perhaps a favourite spot to desecrate although it’s possibly secluded enough for them to drop the bag with impunity. This idiot gives all dog owners a bad name.

The bags are distinctive; small and white with two handles that form loops.